Press the red Button

Press the red button nothing bad happens trust me, i pressed it like 50 times

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644

lol, thats great i got rite to the end, it was kinda disappointing, but i wont ruin it for u................... because its a surprise........... and however tempting it may be............ u should enjoy a surprise once in a while................ Cause if i tell u.................. U probably wont find out for urself............ and it wont be a surprise anymore.............. all i have to do is not say anything................. and u can find out just like i did........... that........... No, i shall leave it a surprise............ And even tho u have read this far............... and i have told u nothing of the surprise................. u can't stop reading it............ which makes it almost a crime.......... that i would mention nothing of the surprise................ maybe i could give u a fake surprise so that when u actually see the surprise.......... its still a surprise............... but i just told u so now i can't.............. which takes me bak to the actual surprise......... that i can't tell u...........because im such a great person..............and that its killing me inside...........that i can't tell u.............. and if u have made it this far........... and feel angry at me, or bugs, or even the fact that the text isnt to large ........ and that its not quite to small......... but just readable..........
Ahhhhhh i can't take it anymore.......... im going to tell u............ but i can't ............... because its a surprise.......and it wont be a surprise if i tell u.............. and u won't be surprised............. u kno after reading all this ur probably glad............ i didnt spoil the surprise for u........... and made u go see it for urself.............. which is really horrible in a way........... because u had to follow the link and trust me.............. it'll take u ages to find out the surprise............ i kno........... i found out for myself...........which im not telling u........., my lips r sealed......... like off that seal o fridge commercial.......... where the money comes out of the fridge............ and some dudes come and fix it............ and then a seal makes a seal noise......... and ur like wtf?............... THE SURPRISE IS THAT IT LOOPS! ......ahhh i can't believe i told u........ and now u kno wat the surprise is........... and i have disgraced myself........... no!......... i mean.......... that wasn't the surprise.......... that was just a fake surprise preparing u for the real surprise............ trust me its nothing like the real surprise............ it surprised me ......... and im not easily surprised.
Surprised?

thats it bugs ur out..
u made ext go crazy..

wo, crazy

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http://www.wimp.com/pacmanillusion/

this dude paints his house every saturday just to get a new picture painted on his walls?